goshdarn cuties

Once when Jane was feeling down, Dirk hired a group of seventh graders to be her personal cheerleading squad and jump out at her at random times during the day, waving their pom poms and shouting her name.

bless this blog omg im literally crying this is so great

ahhh thank you sweetie!! u3u

Dirk drew Jane a picture to propose to her. She got it framed and hung it in their room.

Being a baker, and having to knead so much dough, Jane’s amazing at massages, and will gladly give one to Dirk whenever he’s stressed or tense.

Jane shows up in Dirk’s anime shades at the wedding instead. Dirk has to wear the kawaii glasses. It was sugoi.

Dirk had casually promised Jane that he wouldn’t wear his anime shades to their wedding. He kinda regrets it on the big day - Jane’s gorgeous in her wedding dress, and he can’t help nor can he stop tearing up.

sorry guys!! i was busy all weekend and never got online but im gonna queue the headcanons i got right now (:

Dirk and Jane have movie nights and Jane loves to nuzzle him in her chest while watching movies.

Can we submit sexcanons?

Ah yes of course!!! UuU 

oh gosh gfhkjbhfnj im so glad I found this blog goshdarn ive been looking for a blog like this for quite some time now

wihnvekhrjbh im so happy you love this blog bby aaaaah thank you!!! ;u;